I cannot believe you said this in your YES interview ... dear God ...
In case you want to know - dear Johnny addressed his cramping calves, as he left the game yesterday. Said he had this problem before in Boston, has it in airplanes, it's a cold weather problem, and he said---
"That's the price I pay for having such SEXY CALVES."
FTLOG !
And ... honey - Jason Giambi did not "GET SEXY" at the plate. Sweetie - he will never get sexy ... EVER ... unless you like that look ... you know the constant look of sweat ... yuck. Sorry Jason ... no offense ... just ... just ... it's not doing it for me ... you are never going to be the porn star you want to be.
Johnny Dearest ... Please leave the sexy remarks to Justin Timberlake ...
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As we have discussed elsewhere, dearest -- he seems to feel the need to proclaim to the mfyfs that he is, indeed, still sexy... but as we know - if one has to TELL people they are sexy..
they are not.
Not even close.
Johnny -- you were sexy in Boston because I think we saw the real you there -- not "IT" the clown.. you never had to tell us, darling... it just happened..
and that's the sexiest thing of all. "Lightning in a bottle", baby...
Giambi? Sexy???? Gross. Now, MANNY is SEXY.... ;)
He's lost his everlovin' mind.
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