There was Red Sox fan who was feeling pretty down on himself. For whenever saw a Yankee fan in their obnoxious pinstripe jerseys walking down the road, he would swerve and pretend to hit them.
As the man is driving on he sees a Priest walking down the road. Feeling he should do something good, he stops next to the priest.
"Where are you heading Father, can I give you a lift?"
The priest replied, "I'm heading to the Mass two miles down the road."
As they are driving along the man sees a Yankee fan walking down the road, instinctively, he swerves to hit them. He knows he did not hit them, but still hears a loud THUMP.
He says, "I'm sorry Father, I should not have tried to hit that Yankee fan."
"That's ok," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."
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